C'mon Laura. Egg shells go in the trash, not down the sink disposal.
Oh yeah? Better than those lime seeds you washed down the drain.
James careful! Don't spray the pan right over the burner!
Laura, you only filled the ice tray up halfway.
But that's just how I like my ice cubes--skinny!
Hold on James! Sweaters don't go in the dryer. Except that one. Oh and that one's fine too.
James, don't forget to close the fridge door.
Laura, why is every single light in the apartment on?
Let's put the lamp in this corner.
But I kinda' thought it'd look nice over there in that corner.
Laura, your hair is all over the tub.
James, your hair is all over the sink.
Look at all these tests we have to take for Pioneers! This is gonna' be awful (james).
Oooh scantrons! Fun! (laura)
Tuesday, February 16, 2010
Tuesday, February 02, 2010
A Little Quiz (by laura)
Today James had an orientation for one of the security companies that have offered him a job. After watching some training videos, filling out a bunch of paperwork, picking out a suit, etc., they gave him this quiz:
What job would you like? Circle the best answer:
a.) guard at a downtown apartment complex 3 pm - 11 pm MTThFS
b.) guard at a downtown apartment complex 4 pm - 12 am ThFS
c.) no job at all
d.) stall until you're offered option e
e.) guard at a pharmaceutical company 8 am - 5 pm MTWThF
f.) both d & e
If you circled f, that's because you're wonderful, thoughtful, and smart like my husband!
What job would you like? Circle the best answer:
a.) guard at a downtown apartment complex 3 pm - 11 pm MTThFS
b.) guard at a downtown apartment complex 4 pm - 12 am ThFS
c.) no job at all
d.) stall until you're offered option e
e.) guard at a pharmaceutical company 8 am - 5 pm MTWThF
f.) both d & e
If you circled f, that's because you're wonderful, thoughtful, and smart like my husband!
Monday, February 01, 2010
Laura's Top 10 (by laura, of course)
Okay, okay! But it's no fair that James got to list his first! Otherwise, that James cleans the long blond hair out of the tub drain would've been on MY top 10 list. Haha. Here they are:
1. Cans and jars are much easier to open.
2. The top shelf has suddenly become more reachable.
3. The kitchen smells like fresh coffee every morning.
4. Showers are way more fun.
5. I get lost a lot less frequently.
6. I feel continually cared for, protected, and safe.
7. My hand never gets lonely.
8. One-man chores have turned into two-person playtime.
9. I, too, have an amazing example of Christ living with me.
10. AND, I get to spend the night with my best friend every night.
1. Cans and jars are much easier to open.
2. The top shelf has suddenly become more reachable.
3. The kitchen smells like fresh coffee every morning.
4. Showers are way more fun.
5. I get lost a lot less frequently.
6. I feel continually cared for, protected, and safe.
7. My hand never gets lonely.
8. One-man chores have turned into two-person playtime.
9. I, too, have an amazing example of Christ living with me.
10. AND, I get to spend the night with my best friend every night.
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