My Little Sister is Married! (by Laura)

Kimberly & Jon Chleboun are hitched! We stinkin' love 'em. And marriage. It's great.

The Scariest Things

For Laura, it's jellyfish. It's the ultimate nightmarish creature. Have you ever dreamt that your limbs are impossibly sluggish and you can't outrun what's chasing you? That's how Laura feels when she sees a jelly appear in the top of a wave. She knows it's coming for her. She can't stop it. It can't stop itself. Blob bobbing, tentacles dragging... She can't get out of the water fast enough.

For James, it's hairspray. It's the only thing worse than glitter. The aerosol can comes out of the bathroom cabinet, and James is hiding under his towel and fleeing for his life. It's like a mist of stickiness you can't escape. Shudder.

And for you readers who are trying to decided which is worse, c'mon now. One stings and kills people, the other destroys the ozone. Is there really any question!?